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Music and mirth for the festive season is guaranteed as Andrew Nix and Kevin Grunill join forces to present an afternoon of festive cheer to get us all into the Christmas spirit, with seasonal favourites and comedy antics that will bring a smile to any hardened 'Scrooge'.

Our special guests - Thurlstone Brass Band bring that extra Christmas magic to the afternoon, playing some of the traditional Christmas Carols we all know and love.
Runtime: 97 mins
Rating: U
Take a trip to the North Pole and discover exactly how Santa Claus makes Christmas magic happen every year in this imaginative comedy for the entire family. Produced by Aardman Features in association with Sony Pictures Animation, this fun-filled holiday film introduces viewers to Santa's mischievous son Arthur, who races to complete an important mission in time to ensure that this years Christmas celebrations will go off without a hitch.
Runtime: 121 mins
Rating: 12A
The true story of the 1973 tennis match between World number one Billie Jean King and ex-champ and serial hustler Bobby Riggs.
Runtime: 120 mins
Rating: LIVE
24 Years of Rock 'n'Rolling The World!

This breathtaking show has rock 'n'rolled audiences across the globe from Cardiff to California, Barking to Bangkok and Swindon to Sweden and is guaranteed to have everyone singing along to the music and dancing in the aisles.

It stars some of the finest actor-musicians in the UK whose combined West End credits include Buddy, Lennon, Forbidden Planet and Jailhouse Rock and was endorsed as Britain's most popular Buddy Holly act when the boys guested on BBC One's Saturday night live programme, "The One and Only", hosted by Graham Norton.

The hits just keep on coming - That'll Be The Day, Peggy Sue, Heartbeat, It Doesn't Matter Anymore, Raining In My Heart, Oh Boy! –and much, much more.

Whatever the season, whatever the excuse to party, make your Heartbeat a little faster with the show that has thousands of fans the world over saying: "I can't believe it's not Buddy!"

Reviews

"The audience were dancing in the aisles and roaring for more" The Stage
"Buddy brilliant!" Graham Norton, BBC One
"Fantastic...The best... tremendous night out...I can’t praise the show enough" The Kent and Sussex Courier
Rating: LIVE
Junk Yard Theatre is a new theatre company who make their debut here at the Penistone Paramount with their first production of Cats. The company consists of young performers from the age of 10-21 from across the region.

Cats The musical by Andrew Lloyd Webber is based on 'Old Possum's Book of Practical Cats' by T.S. Eliot. The musical tells the story of a tribe of cats called the Jellicles and the night they make what is known as "the Jellicle choice" and decide which cat will ascend to the Heaviside Layer and come back to a new life.

Runtime: 1 mins
Rating: CLUB
The Paramount is closed tonight due to rehearsals for Cash on Delivery
Runtime: 120 mins
Rating:
This modern world does not always seem the place for men of style and vigour. Men with a penchant for sentiment, romance and charm. Men who own tap shoes.

Crooners follows the story of three very British gentlemen who exhume the characteristics of a crooner; suave, self-assured, stylish, as they defend the role of a crooner in our modern world. By the very same nature, it is not always obvious that these characteristics are adopted quite so well by the quintessentially British. Cue a splendiferous injection of British comedy. Tongue firmly in cheek. And an Outrageous injection of Big Band Swing.

This rip roaring comedy musical has been wowing audiences with its witty and exhilarating show full of satirical energy, hilarious one liners, laugh out loud silliness and superb musical numbers.

Featuring the outstanding and uncompromising live, on stage musicianship of the 9-piece band ‘The Mini Big Band’, these Crooners feature songs from Frank Sinatra, Dean Martin, Sammy Davis Jr, Matt Monro, Nat King Cole and Bobby Darin. Expect some Lady is a Tramp, Come Fly With Me, L.O.V.E, When You’re Smiling, Fly Me To The Moon, Beyond The Sea, Mac The Knife any many more…
Runtime: 100 mins
Rating: 12A
In the sequel to the 2015 global smash, father and stepfather, Dusty (Mark Wahlberg) and Brad (Will Ferrell) have joined forces to provide their kids with the perfect Christmas. Their newfound partnership is put to the test when Dusty’s old-school, macho Dad (Mel Gibson) and Brad’s ultra-affectionate and emotional Dad (John Lithgow) arrive just in time to throw the holiday into complete chaos.
Rating: TBC
After Ferdinand, a bull with a big heart, is mistaken for a dangerous beast, he is captured and torn from his home. Determined to return to his family, he rallies a misfit team on the ultimate adventure.
Runtime: 105 mins
Rating: 15
A memoir of Hollywood screen icon Gloria Grahame. ' Unfolds in the shadowy area where life and the movies overlap...rarely has the mortality of the gods been so poignantly brought home
Runtime: 109 mins
Rating: 12A
After an unprecedented series of natural disasters threatened the planet, the world’s leaders came together to create an intricate network of satellites to control the global climate and keep everyone safe. But now, something has gone wrong—the system built to protect the Earth is attacking it, and it’s a race against the clock to uncover the real threat before a worldwide geostorm wipes out everything...and everyone along with it.
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“ABBA have left a fine musical legacy, and it's in good hands.”

Gimme ABBA have been performing this fabulous tribute to ABBA for over 17 years, with the current line up being together for the past eight years! 2017/18 will see the band embark on their fifth nationwide UK tour, 'On and On and On', a jam-packed spectacular performance totaling over two hours including even more songs and fascinating theatrical elements.

This complete and superb ABBA show comes with a repertoire that draws from the greatest hits of Sweden's most famous export. It is full of all the popular songs known and loved by millions, along with some additional tunes to please the most ardent Abba fan. The many costume changes, choreographed dance routines and four-part vocal harmonies come together to re-create that original ABBA party feel and make this a show not to be missed.

This spectacular show will wow an ever-growing audience of both young and old, bringing back memories of that golden ABBA era. This is not just another Abba tribute but a ‘truly complete and exciting Abba experience’.

Over their 17 years, the band have enjoyed shows and festivals worldwide with performances in France, Holland, Germany, Cyprus, Malta, Spain, Brazil, Portugal and nationwide in the United Kingdom.

"The humour, energy and enjoyment generated on stage delights audiences" and provides a light hearted side to our ever evolving show, without compromising the integrity of the performance.

Abba’s music has stood the test of time and is a testament to the exceptional song writing of Benny and Björn, “being able to perform them for you is both a privilege and an honour, and one that we do not take lightly!” - Lawrence, Benny.

The stage will be illuminated with lavish lighting and breath-taking visual effects whilst you experience the magical music of Sweden’s greatest export. So why not join them and celebrate the music of the legendary ABBA.

So what are you waiting for? Dust off those platforms! Put on those flares! and come on our nostalgic trip back to the 70s

The show is suitable for all age groups.
Runtime: 120 mins
Rating: CLUB
Join Denby Dale and District Rotary Club for a wonderful evening of music and song from the excellent Skelmanthorpe Band and first class New Mill Male Voice Choir. In addition we are pleased that once again the delightful local soprano Ann Wilkes has agreed to perform. Tickets will be available later in the year. Proceeds as always will go to deserving local and International charities.
Runtime: 96 mins
Rating: 15
Blumhouse (Split, Get Out, Whiplash) produces an original and inventive rewinding thriller in HAPPY DEATH DAY, in which a college student (Jessica Rothe, La La Land) relives the day of her murder with both its unexceptional details and terrifying end until she discovers her killer's identity.
Runtime: 132 mins
Rating: U
Hollywood's best-loved star teams up with America's favourite director to create one of the world's most popular films. "It's A Wonderful Life" is the ultimate seasonal feel-good film. Starring the unforgettable James Stewart as George Bailey, the man who receives the greatest Christmas gift of all, and a superb ensemble cast including Donna Reed and Lionel Barrymore, this high-spirited Christmas tale is directed by the immortal Frank Capra and ranks as an all-time favourite of fans and critics alike.
Runtime: 90 mins
Rating: ADULTS ONLY
Last Laugh have been making people laugh for over 22 years, making them the longest running comedy club in South Yorkshire.

Tonight MC Toby Foster is joined by three top acts. Milo McCabe, David Hadingham & Junior Simpson

Please note, this show is over 18’s only and bills are subject to change.
Runtime: 96 mins
Rating: U
When a nice old man who claims to be Santa Claus is institutionalized as insane, a young lawyer decides to defend him by arguing in court that he is the real thing.
Runtime: 114 mins
Rating: 12A
What starts out as a lavish train ride through Europe quickly unfolds into one of the most stylish, suspenseful and thrilling mysteries ever told. From the novel by best-selling author Agatha Christie, “Murder on the Orient Express” tells the tale of thirteen strangers stranded on a train, where everyone’s a suspect. One man must race against time to solve the puzzle before the murderer strikes again. Kenneth Branagh directs and leads an all-star cast including Penelope Cruz, Willem Dafoe, Judi Dench, Johnny Depp, Michelle Pfeiffer, Daisy Ridley and Josh Gad.
Runtime: 180 mins
Rating: LIVE 12A
Ben Whishaw (The Danish Girl, Skyfall, Hamlet) and Michelle Fairley (Fortitude, Game of Thrones) play Brutus and Cassius, David Calder (The Lost City of Z, The Hatton Garden Job) plays Caesar and David Morrissey (The Missing, Hangmen, The Walking Dead) is Mark Antony. Broadcast live from The Bridge Theatre, London. Caesar returns in triumph to Rome and the people pour out of their homes to celebrate. Alarmed by the autocrat’s popularity, the educated élite conspire to bring him down. After his assassination, civil war erupts on the streets of the capital. Nicholas Hytner’s production will thrust the audience into the street party that greets Caesar’s return, the congress that witnesses his murder, the rally that assembles for his funeral and the chaos that explodes in its wake.
Runtime: 220 mins
Rating: LIVE 12A
Rory Kinnear (The Threepenny Opera, Penny Dreadful, Othello) is Marx and Oliver Chris (Twelfth Night, Green Wing) is Engels, in this new comedy written by Richard Bean and Clive Coleman. Broadcast live from The Bridge Theatre, London, the production is directed by Nicholas Hytner and reunites the creative team behind Broadway and West End hit comedy One Man, Two Guvnors. 1850, and Europe’s most feared terrorist is hiding in Dean Street, Soho. Broke, restless and horny, the thirty-two-year-old revolutionary is a frothing combination of intellectual brilliance, invective, satiric wit, and child-like emotional illiteracy. Creditors, spies, rival revolutionary factions and prospective seducers of his beautiful wife all circle like vultures. His writing blocked, his marriage dying, his friend Engels in despair at his wasted genius, his only hope is a job on the railway. But there’s still no one in the capital who can show you a better night on the piss than Karl Heinrich Marx.
Runtime: 185 mins
Rating: 15
Tennessee Williams’ twentieth century masterpiece Cat on a Hot Tin Roof played a strictly limited season in London’s West End in 2017. Following his smash hit production of A Streetcar Named Desire, Benedict Andrews’ ‘thrilling revival’ (New York Times) stars Sienna Miller alongside, Jack O’Connell and Colm Meaney. On a steamy night in Mississippi, a Southern family gather at their cotton plantation to celebrate Big Daddy’s birthday. The scorching heat is almost as oppressive as the lies they tell. Brick and Maggie dance round the secrets and sexual tensions that threaten to destroy their marriage. With the future of the family at stake, which version of the truth is real – and which will win out? ★★★★ "A bold reimagining…innovative and powerfully acted" Sunday Times ★★★★ "A brilliant, lacerating account of the play… unforgettable" The Independent
Runtime: 210 mins
Rating: 12A
Stephen Sondheim’s legendary musical is staged for the first time at the National Theatre and broadcast live to cinemas. New York, 1971. There’s a party on the stage of the Weismann Theatre. Tomorrow the iconic building will be demolished. Thirty years after their final performance, the Follies girls gather to have a few drinks, sing a few songs and lie about themselves. Tracie Bennett, Janie Dee and Imelda Staunton play the magnificent Follies in this dazzling new production. Featuring a cast of 37 and an orchestra of 21, it’s directed by Dominic Cooke (The Comedy of Errors). Winner of Academy, Tony, Grammy and Olivier awards, Sondheim’s previous work includes A Little Night Music, Sweeney Todd and Sunday in the Park with George. Start time: 7pm
Runtime: 210 mins
Rating: 12A
The ruined aftermath of a bloody civil war. Ruthlessly fighting to survive, the Macbeths are propelled towards the crown by forces of elemental darkness. Shakespeare’s most intense and terrifying tragedy, directed by Rufus Norris (The Threepenny Opera, London Road), will see Rory Kinnear (Young Marx, Othello) and Anne-Marie Duff (Oil, Suffragette) return to the National Theatre to play Macbeth and Lady Macbeth.
Runtime: 103 mins
Rating: PG
Paddington, now happily settled with the Brown family and a popular member of the local community, picks up a series of odd jobs to buy the perfect present for his Aunt Lucy's 100th birthday, only for the gift to be stolen.
Rating: LIVE
Are you ready to ROCK! Immerse yourself in the incredible new live music experience with Rock For Heroes. Bringing the perfect combination of your favourite Rock & Pop artist across the eras, in celebration of an incredible cause Help for Heroes.

We will be collecting for this amazing cause, after every show. Performed by a full live rock band and superb singers, It’s the must see show of the year. With music from artists such as Dire Straits, Status Quo, Queen, David Bowie, Madonna, Spandau Ballet, Bryan Adams, Elton John, Simple Minds and so many more. You won’t see a bad wig here, this isn’t a tribute act this is simply paying tribute, the best way we can to the legends in music.



Book your tickets today & be part of Rock For Heroes.
Runtime: 120 mins
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Penistone Theatre Group return to the Paramount  in 2018 with their family pantomime
Rating: LIVE
December Tour 2016 St Agnes Fountain come together for one month a year; the Christmas Tour each December. Performing “rhythmed-up” carols and Christmas music, interspersed with laughter and spoken word. Founder member, David Hughes, and Chris Leslie originally released an EP of six tracks, “Acoustic Christmas” on guitar and mandolin in 1998. It sold out in three months and that was that but there was a clamour for more and, together with their friends, Chris While and Julie Matthews, they produced their first album, “St Agnes Fountain” in 2001. Not content with the album, the While & Matthews team organised a tour in December of that year and the response was overwhelming. The same reaction has greeted the band every year since with appearances on Radio 2 and other stations. Concert tickets are hot property. St Agnes Fountain will take their brand new studio album, their eighth, “Christmas Is Not Far Away” on the road in December. It is the season their legion of fans have been waiting for because, as they say, “Christmas doesn’t start till St Agnes Fountain”. For the other eleven months of the year the band are involved in their individual work: Chris While & Julie Matthews (Radio 2 Folk Awards Best Duo) tour the UK, Europe and Australia and have just released their new album “Who We Are” to critical acclaim; Chris Leslie performs worldwide with Fairport Convention as well as occasional solo appearances; and David Hughes (with a Q magazine album of the year to his name) has just released a new solo album “Live At The Blue Boar Hotel”.
Rating: TBC
The next chapter in the Skywalker saga arrives December 2017.
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Albert and Harold; father and son. One proclaims he’s “a poor old man” while the other protests that actually he’s “a dirty old man!” In actual fact, both are telling the truth.

These two warring rag-and-bone-men, in their Shepherd’s Bush scrapyard home, became household favourites for entire generations throughout the 60s and 70s and still they continue to entertain audiences today.Now it’s time to relive some of their finest misadventures through this brand new production. Marking fifty-five years since the show’s first ever broadcast, Hambledon Productions (Hancock’s Half Hour – The Lost Episodes, Educating Rita, Just Like That! The Tommy Cooper Show) breathe life back into the Steptoe household with this faithful, fresh and hilarious adaptation of original episodes from the long-running smash hit BBC sitcom.

Features the classic episodes: Divided We Stand, Men of Letters and Come Dancing and excerpts from The Bath and Steptoe and Son – and Son!
Runtime: 180 mins
Rating: CLUB
One of the best known love stories, performed by the ever popular Vienna Festival Ballet. Lavish costumes, stunning scenery, international stars, and the glorious music from Tchaikovsky make this a night not to be missed.

Swan Lake is the most popular ballet in the world. It's the ballet that captures like no other the full range of human emotions - from hope to despair, from terror to tenderness, from melancholy to ecstasy.
An evening not to be missed

Vienna Festival Ballet, with its talented array of young artistes, ensures you won’t see dancers going through the motions
- OXFORD TIMES

This production looks and feels absolutely right
- WORTHING HERALD
Rating: TBC
Inspired by the imagination of P.T. Barnum, The Greatest Showman is an original musical that celebrates the birth of show business and tells of a visionary who rose from nothing to create a spectacle that became a worldwide sensation.
Runtime: 135 mins
Rating: 12A
Two women, one (Cameron Diaz) from America and one (Kate Winslet) from Britain, swap homes at Christmastime after bad breakups with their boyfriends. Each woman finds romance with a local man (Jude Law, Jack Black) but realizes that the imminent return home may end the relationship.
Runtime: 120 mins
Rating: LIVE
From the creators of... ‘Talon – The Best of Eagles’   Endorsed by Lionel Richie, this brand-new production features a stellar line-up of world class musicians including Talon's own Jonny Miller and the awesome talent of Malcolm Pitt as the voice of Lionel Richie in this high octane show which includes all the greatest hits... ‘Easy’, ‘Say You Say Me’, ‘Stuck On You’, Dancing On The Ceiling’, ‘Three Times A Lady’, ‘Hello’, ‘All Night Long’ and many more…   Following his recent T.V. appearances on the BBC’s 'Graham Norton Show' and ITV's 'Sunday Night At The Palladium’ with the man himself, Malcolm Pitt delivers a powerhouse and breathtaking performance as the iconic Lionel Richie in this must-see theatre production.   “Brother Malcolm, keep it up”... Lionel Richie   We’re gonna’ be 'Dancing On The Ceiling' ‘All Night Long’ with a magical evening of pure Lionel Richie and the Commodores!
Rating: LIVE
Since the band’s first gig in February 2011, The Soul Jam has had a reputation for delivering one of the best live shows around. With a mix of male and female lead vocals, the huge 16-piece band faithfully recreates the unique sound & story of the original soul recordings and delivers an uncompromising spectacle that leaves audiences singing, stomping and cheering for more.

The band’s repertoire leans towards the Memphis sound made famous by the Stax label and artists like Otis Redding, Wilson Pickett, Sam & Dave, and Booker T & the MG’s, but the show also includes classic hits by Stevie Wonder, Al Wilson, Ike & Tina Turner, Ray Charles, and many more.

Runtime: 86 mins
Rating: PG
In Sony Pictures Animation's The Star, a small but brave donkey named Bo yearns for a life beyond his daily grind at the village mill. One day he finds the courage to break free, and finally goes on the adventure of his dreams. On his journey, he teams up with Ruth, a loveable sheep who has lost her flock and Dave, a dove with lofty aspirations. Along with three wisecracking camels and some eccentric stable animals, Bo and his new friends follow the Star and become unlikely heroes in the greatest story ever told – the first Christmas.
Runtime: 116 mins
Rating: 15
After arguing whether great men are the product of nature of nurture, two super-rich siblings decide to settle the argument by constructing a cruel experiment in social Darwinism. Observing the results of their actions from a distance, they arrange to have the managing director of their commodities brokerage fired from his job and cast of out of his elite social circle, whilst advancing the prospects of a small-time street hustler who has been arrested for suspected robbery.
Rating: N/A
Audiences have the opportunity to catch Tchaikovsky’s world famous classical ballet, The Nutcracker, when the highly acclaimed Vienna Festival Ballet company returns to town.
The enchanting Christmas tale of The Nutcracker is one of the best-loved ballets and centres around Clara and her nutcracker doll, which magically transforms into a princely soldier. Their adventures see the Prince and Clara combat the Mouse King and join the Sugar Plum Fairy for a wonderful trip to a kingdom made entirely of sweets.

“Vienna Festival Ballet, with its talented array of young artistes, ensures you won’t see dancers going through the motions”
OXFORD TIMES

“A perfect evening’s entertainment for you and your family”
WELWYN & HATFIELD TIMES

“This production looks and feels absolutely right”
WORTHING HERALD
Runtime: 113 mins
Rating: PG
Based on the New York Times bestseller, WONDER tells the inspiring and heartwarming story of August Pullman. Born with facial differences that, up until now, have prevented him from going to a mainstream school, Auggie becomes the most unlikely of heroes when he enters the local fifth grade. As his family, his new classmates, and the larger community all struggle to find their compassion and acceptance, Auggie’s extraordinary journey will unite them all and prove you can’t blend in when you were born to stand out.
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“Educating Yorkshire” meets “Educating Rita” An Audience with Willy Russell with your Host Jonny Mitchell The Paramount is pleased to announce “An Audience with Willy Russell“hosted by Jonny Mitchell, the star of Channel 4’s award winning documentary “Educating Yorkshire”. Willy Russell, one of the nation’s most highly acclaimed and best loved author’s and playwright’s is best known for his works such as “Educating Rita”, “Shirley Valentine”, “Our Day Out” and the much loved West End phenomena “Blood Brothers”.
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